Prepare yourself of teh stuffs!

1. Why isn't my Blythe here yet??? She was 14 minutes away last night, so I assumed when I came home today there would at least be a sign on the door or in my mailbox that said they tried to deliver a package but no one was available to sign. But noooo, nothing but stupid junk mail. I'm going to be gone even later tomorrow night because I have to spend time at the tutor, so I probably won't get her tomorrow either....;_;

I WANT HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. The three greatest things/foods in the universe are pasta, cheese and ranch dressing. Luckily for me, Harper College is able to combine these magical elements into one elixir of yummy times. "Sonja", you may ask, "What about the vegetables? Where is the nutritional value in such a wondrous thing?" Worry not dear reader, for today in my salad I found a red bell pepper the size of my pinky nail, and my digestive tract is currently enjoying all .000034 percent of my daily needed fiber and Vitamin C.

Yeah, I should probably do something now. I'm gonna watch this!!!