Except for Carl because he's just nasty.

This is really cool, the realization has finally hit. In 18 years of my life I have only been to Minnesota and Nebraska. 5 days ago I was in downtown Chicago, 4 days ago downtown Detroit, 3 day ago downtown Toronto, and now I"m in freaking New Jersey, and then later this week New York, and maybe a month from now Germany. I thought it would be years before I even left Iowa, and now I live the suburbs of Chicago going back and forth between states and staying in the Hilton Hotels freaking out about homeless people asking for money, and listening to men play saxophones on the sidewalk. I've been to Chinatown in Toronto, Greektown in Detroit and who knows what I'll see in New York. Life is great.

The downside of this all was that we were only these places so my boyfriend could work(and I helped! ^_^). Sitting in the car all day is really exhausting, the only thing you want to do is sleep, but still, it was really fun. I made fun of Canada the whole time and said whatever stupid thing that came to my mind, which is something that I haven't gotten use to doing with him but I feel much better about now.

It also sucked was that the whole time we were in Canada, I could not find a decent radio station, everything was light rock and easy listening. The speed limit was about 60 mph(I forget how many Km), and what they call Mountain Dew is caffeine free (italics, the most effeminate of the type faces). What kind of pansy ass country is this!? But they have Skittles minis and I cannot find those in America, so I have decided to let them live.

Blame Canada! Blame Canada. Cana-duh! I'm somewhere downtown by the CBC. When we first got to the country we went to a gas station, and I of course needed my daily nutrients ie: Mountain Dew, and I could not find it. I was so close to getting on my knees and screaming WHAT KIND OF EVIL COUNTRY IS THIS IS! But it was okay, they just call their Mountain Dew Dew Fuel. Sick Bastards

For some reason when I think Michigan, I think snow. So far I've seen nothing but trees and grass. Hmmm. So we are going to be spending the night in Detroit, no use driving all the way up to Canada today. That means I'll only have one day to find and beat up those Degrassi kids. And take over their country, but that will only take a half an hour or so.

Muhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaahhaaha.

That's where the electric toaster comes into play.

Yeah, the only reason I downloaded this song is because Peter sang it on Family Guy. I'm sure every 16 year old did as well. I don't mean to diss Family Guy, because everybody is, buuuuuuuuuuut...

Anyways, I'm going to Canada tomorrow. My boyfriend has to test there, and I get to finally find out what the hell he actually does. Even though I've asked several times, I still don't get it. All I know is that it involves a bunch of wires, cell phones and computer stuff.

When I get there I think I'm going to find those Degrassi kids and kick their asses. They need to get their act together. Manni is a slut, Craig needs to be committed and Emma is just retarded. Quality TV.

Of course Canada makes me think of Colleen and that fact that I have to start getting back in touch with a lot of people. I don't think I'm calling my parents or Ryan enough either. It's sort of hard to carry a conversation when I'm not really doing anything other than watching reruns of That 70's Show, or Fresh Prince of Bel-Air(Will Smith Rocks). I won't have a lot of time to do these things for awhile, becuase after Canada, it's off to New Jersey, for at least one week, but possibly two.

Of course we are going to visit New York. We're going to see if we can get tickets to The Colbert Report, I don't want to miss my chances of seeing Stephen Colbert again. He was in the Chicago-land area, and I had no clue. I also missed Akira Yamaoka jumping on stage performing the "Theme of Laura" at PLAY. I knew they were going to be performing Silent Hill songs, but I didn't know Akira was going to be there.

And also...

MUST.VISIT.HELLO.KITTY.STORE.

I don't care if I have to drag my boyfriend, or if he makes fun of me the whole time. We will go.

What is even cooler is a possible month long trip to Germany. Muhahahahaha.